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September 11, 2004

Jessica and Karol do Dallas.

Two months ago.
Karol: Hey, you wanna go to Dallas for a conservative film festival?
Jessica: Yeah!

One month ago.
Karol: Hey, remember that film festival in Dallas? You still wanna go?
Jessica: Yeah!

Two weeks ago.
Karol: We really need to book our trip.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, we’ll definitely do it this week.

One week ago.
Jessica: We really need to book our trip.
Karol: Yes, definitely in the next day or two.

At 2am, 40 hours before we would be scheduled to leave.

Plane ticket, Expedia, check.
Hotel, Priceline, check.
Rental Car, Priceline ($11 a day!!!!), check.
Film Festival VIP Pass, check.

Karol: Wow, we’re really doing it!
Jessica: Yeah, I know!

I’ve been flying a lot within the US the last couple of years and have been mostly flying out of LaGuardia or Newark. I always held JFK in higher regard than those two, for reasons now unclear to me. LaGuardia has curb-side check-in and you get a printout of your ticket by swiping your credit card in a machine. The whole check-in experience runs no longer than 10 minutes, and that includes checking your bag. Newark is a slightly more annoying airport, being in New Jersey and all, but it too features this curb-side check-in and handy dandy swiping machine. At JFK, no such service. We got dropped off at the gate for our airline: Northwest. However, inside the terminal, our flight was missing from their screen. I got on line (I’m still in NYC, when I land in Texas, it can be ‘in line’) in front of the Northwest counter, and Jessica went to find out where we should go.

I was standing and looking around when I saw a cylinder shaped bag on the ground. A cop saw it at the same moment I did, and radio-ed it in. Then, I watched while he gave a lost person directions, let people step over the abandoned bag and generally engaged in conversation with people around him. No one ever came to look at the cylinder while I was waiting for Jessica to return.

She came back with the news that, despite our flight being on NWA, we most likely had to take a different airline at a different terminal. We walked up to the NWA ticket counter and were told they needed to see our tickets to be sure. Um, tickets? We booked online and assumed that JFK had the swipe-y machine and we could print out our tickets that way. ‘So, you don’t have your tickets?’ said the unsmiling woman at the counter. ‘Uh, no’ said Jessica, rifling through her bag in search of tickets she knew were not there.

But, we got here. And so far, we’re completely in love with Dallas, despite getting lost again and again between the airport and the hotel and missing any possibility of hanging out with various bloggers. We’re really looking forward to the film festival, wish y’all were here.

Posted by Karol at September 11, 2004 02:23 AM | TrackBack
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Watching the names of the victims at the WTC I had a WTF moment. Did you know one of the victims was named Ted Rall?

Brutal irony. I hope he's haunting Teddy - making his miserable existence ever worse.

ps. Karol, I wish I was there.

Posted by: Radical Redneck at September 11, 2004 11:32 AM

While in Dallas, don't forget to check out the grassy knoll and contemplate the fact that the people who propagated the lie that Oswald worked alone are the intellectual forefathers of the people who propagated the lie that Saddam was involved in 9/11.

Posted by: Don Myers at September 11, 2004 11:50 AM
the people who propagated the lie that Saddam was involved in 9/11.

Never has anyone said Saddam had anything to do with 9/11. Terrorism didn't begin on 9/11 and it certainly didn't end. Nice try, now go take your lithium.

Jizzmonkey.

Posted by: Radical Redneck at September 11, 2004 11:56 AM

But Don is right. While you guys are in town, you should check out Dealey Plaza if possible.

Posted by: Shawn at September 11, 2004 12:41 PM

Yeah, if you're really into learning more about the Kennedy assassination, check out the Sixth Floor Museum and the Conspiracy Museum and all the and restaurants at the West End. I work a few blocks away and enjoy that area on my lunch breaks.

Oh, if you're into exotic game foods, check out the Ostrich or Buffalo at the Y.O. Ranch Steakhouse (in the West End).

Posted by: DeWaun at September 11, 2004 02:49 PM

Never has anyone said Saddam had anything to do with 9/11

According to Richard Pearle, former head of counterterrorism under Bush I, Clinton, and Bush II, lot's of people in the White House neo-con cabal thought Saddam was part of the 9/11 plot. They worked very very hard to make that connection despite the fact that it's, well...not true.

Not that the truth means a tinkers cuss to those folks.

And forgive me if I consider Mr. Pearle a better informed source that someone who can't even use the noun "jizzmonkey" properly.

Posted by: Don Myers at September 12, 2004 12:42 PM

How about cum-guzzling, pansy-assed, Arab-felching, goat-fucking, liberal jizzmonkey?

Just a thought.

Posted by: Radical Redneck at September 12, 2004 02:08 PM

You're as eloquent as you are handsome, RR. But your grasp of the facts (much like your grasp of English grammar) remains woefully poor.

Posted by: Don Myers at September 12, 2004 04:42 PM

Still better than your grasp of your 1/2" between your legs. Then again eyebrow tweezers you need.

Posted by: Radical Redneck at September 13, 2004 12:10 AM

I wondered how long it would take you to resort to a penis contest. You remain predictibly infantile, RR.

Posted by: Don Myers at September 13, 2004 07:30 AM
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