I'm so sorry I clicked on that link. All I can say is . . . I'm the "dirtbag"?

I second that emotion. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.... and that's even without understanding the "monkey eyeshot" thing.

BTW, here are some corollaries to that rule:

Never trust a man who stops a fall with his face.

Never trust a man who cannot eat a pretzel without injuring himself.

Never trust a commander in chief who responds to an attack on American soil by . . . well, doing nothing for a while.

Stop me if you've heard these . . .

Awww, Rick, I didn't mean to give you the vapors.

It's amusing to me how liberals have become such Puritanical prigs.

Oh-- at least, that is, when they're blanching in righteous indignation at jokes at the expense of themselves or their candidates.

Yeah, ace, I'm a delicate flower. Thanks for taking time off from fantasizing about shooting your wad into a virgin's face and making him cry to share your thoughts.

"Him"? Why, what a horribly homophobic little jibe-- but of course you're permitted to do so, because you're, well, a liberal half-a-fag yourself.

Yes, Ace, "him". Read your own post. The only gendered pronoun used is "him", so naturally I assumed you were referring to a man. If I have offended your priggish Puritan sensibilities, I profoundly apologize.

Yes, that must be it, Ricky.

Little passive-aggressive cocksucker. You don't even have the courage of your lack of convictions.

"half-a-fag"? Way to claim the gay-positive moral high ground, ace!

I only said Half. So, you know, it's not anti-gay.

But the point is that the left both wants to make fag-jokes but also retain its quaking indignation at a political opponent make a fag-joke.

It's one or the other, guys. You can't have it both ways, although you always seem to think you can.

First of all, acey-wacey, do you also think it is ok to refer to someone as "half a nigger"?

Second, I don't care what your political persuasion is, your post was tasteless and offensive. That you would respond to my saying so by calling me a "Puritanical prig" when you clearly have a problem with homosexuality, just shows you are ignorant as well as tasteless.

Umm, first of all, idiot, you're the one that made the gay joke. You didn't use the word fag; you just called me one.

You meant to be insulting. I'm not insulted, but I'm giggling at your ability to call someone a faggit and then scold them for using the term "half-a-fag."

You douchebags do this a lot. I can't count the number of times some liberal twat like yourself has called me a homo, and then lectured me about homophobia.

Apparently you have a special license to drop the fag-bomb. You have liberal papal dispensation on it.

I don't mind a little jibing; I myself am not at all offended that you resorted to suggesting I was a queer. (Well, I'm kinda offended by the lameness of the joke, but not by the subject matter.)

But you queerbaits are going to have to choose between your two postures of quavering indignation and calling any conservative you don't like a fudge-packer.

Seriously. It's one or the other.

As for the joke about the money shot:

Two words: Grow the fuck up.

Now, put on a nice skirt and some sexy shoes. I'm gonna take you out dancin', Ricky.

Your momma must be so proud.

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