November 11, 2004
Arafat's Dead (by guest blogger Dawn Summers)
Feel free to offer your personal obituaries. Extra points given for submissions in haiku form.
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Good.
Posted by: Dorian at November 11, 2004 01:20 PMAbout fucking time
May the fleas of ninety dogs
Rest in his coffin
Arafat is now
Stuck in the ninth bolgia
That Dante wrote of.
I guess Joe beat ole VB to the extra points. :(
Posted by: Von Bek at November 11, 2004 01:26 PMHaiku race is done
Joe R gets the extra points
Von Bek lost again !
Ah, I can't resist a haiku!
Suha on the prowl:
"I got a couple billion,
and Chirac's guest room"
hahahahha, everyone who writes a haiku gets the extra points. Have no fear.
Posted by: Dawn Summers at November 11, 2004 01:49 PMI am very glad
I won't see the pubic hair
On his face again
Palestinian
Could've had his own damn state
Now he gets a box.
oooh, i love haikus. i have two.
Burial my ass
Let's feed him to the camels
they look quite hungry
Remember when he
gave blood on nine eleven
they should find the jar
you want an obituary haiku? ok how bout this:
statesman, terrorist
smiled while killing many jews
guess who's smiling now?
An elder statesman
A revolutionary
Godspeed, dear Yasser
Pulled the plug at last
Was he expecting virgins
If so, why the wait?
What took God so long?
Peaceful death should make one ask
What Supreme Being?
All ye dead villians,
Say hello to the new guy.
Black smoke and fire
My first post is a haiku - could today BE any better??
Arafat is dead
I hope that Castro is next
Scum sucking bastards they are
no haiku -
Peaceful death. Doesnt bother me. The better his life is here the more punishment for him up there. For him I prefer the latter.
Posted by: Deena at November 11, 2004 06:22 PMA murderous thug
who's death was too long delayed
Say "hi" to Satan
Stalin and Hitler
Say "hello" to new cell mate
in true prison style.
Many virgins here
All man-hating lesbians
Huh. I should have known.
I'd try, but I think Jay's is perfect.
Posted by: Rick Blaine at November 12, 2004 11:25 AMMy last haiku got
Two Thumbs Up from one Rick Blaine
(At least he has taste)
Hey Yassar, see ya.
I wouldn't want to be ya.
Getcha some Satan.
Not haiku, but a lower-brow form of peotry:
There once was a terrorist from Ramallah,
Whose followers on 9/11 did hoot and holla'.
They gave him the peace prize Nobel,
Even though his actions sent him to hell.
Killed innocent Jews doing tasks like shopping for challah.
Since when is the noble limerick a 'lower-brow' form of poetry?
Much harder to rhyme than to not,
Don't go for that pretentious rot--
I'd respect the haiku
If t'were harder to do,
Are all standards going to pot?
Doubt whom you will, but never yourself. Christine Bovee
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