I am not sure you should take that description all that seriously. Others are just as asinine. Like Thailand for example: "Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry."

You're Sudan!

Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to realize that someone destroyed it. That's just how things are going for you right now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache. You try to relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense. If you were a goat, you'd be a Nubian.

You're Cambodia!

Life's been really rough, but it's slowly improving.  You know way too much about the skeletal structure of humans, mostly from being forced to study it.  This has given you a fear of many things, most especially the color red.  The future has to be more promising though, and your greatest adversary can now never come back to hurt you any more.

(The "who was the worst villain in the Nixon administration" question pissed me the fuck off. That's like asking, "Which is more vile and disgusting? Rocky Road or Cherry Garcia?" They're both good, you assfaces. Mumble grumble.)

Yeah, I am the U.N. and my heart's in the right place. Me. With a right placed heart? Dude, the quiz is so broken. But I did like:
"you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go. "

It's so Buffy.

Plus there's the added bonus of still living in New York.

It said I was the UN, too.

Stupid quiz couldn't be more broken.

I'm Brazil... huh?

You're Brazil!
You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. Unfortunatley, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances. Of course, your personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. You definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting "gooooal" at the top of your lungs.

I'm South Africa.

I didn't take the quiz. Instead, I wrote a little letter to the guy who runs bluepyramid: I though he could use a little feedback.

Are you one of those people who thinks the government of Isreal is above reproach? After all, you seem to feel that the current US regime is above criticism, so I was wondering if that applies to our allies as well.

Wow, Don. You've sure got that "I'm a tool, I'm a tool" party trick down pat.

Don, are you one of those people who don't understand the difference between 'reproach' and 'bullshit'? Because you seem to have no clue about the difference between 'regime' and 'democracy', as well as the difference between 'criticism' and 'contempt'.

Took it once, got Ireland. Took it again, got Pakistan.

Hmm....

You're Colombia!
You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

hmmm, what money? ;)

Jesus...ask for a little clarification and the attack poodles throw a hissy fit!

I just *knew* Ken was racist! :)

Oh... My... Gawd!!! I'm in the UN with Dawn? Maybe I should take a moment to get to know her better. ;)

I took this test a couple weeks ago when I stumbled across it - nice to know the answer didn't change. =P

No, Dawn, I'm not racist. I'm mostly black, but my white half is in denial! DUHHHH!!!

And, by the way? So's your face.

I am Afghanistan - and proud of it!

I have been Colombia, the UN, and a couple others. Mixed background coming out I guess. Wrong mix as far as I know ;).

Is anyone the U.S.?

I was Spain.

I took their state test and had to try 16 times before I got to be Texas. I think my first attempt was nebraska.

What a surprise. Guy asks a valid question and instead of an answer neocons attack instead of answering. not that thats ever happend before.

Israel description is pretty accurate to be fair.

no one else apart from US gives a fig about Israel? EU countries are anti-semitic?

found some stuff on http://www.wrmea.com/html/us_aid_to_israel.htm

After US the biggest aid contributor to Israel is Germany. Most aid goes in form of reparations but military and educational assistance has been provided during and since the GULF War. Total German contributions since 1991. $31 billion.

Seems Germany spends a fortune.