My guess - he finally "Picture Perfect".

God, that movie sucked.

How can anyone expect to find true love now that Jen and Brad have split? First, J-Lo and Ben and now this. Next, people are going to doubt that Donald Trump's latest marriage will last.

It's a cruel world.

Shit, I didn't even know about it. Thanks Karol, there are some things I prefer to be ignorant about.

Also, considering that thingy on the left hand side and recent headlines, if someone offered you money to write a post about something (something you agree with, but would not otherwise expend the time writing about and praising) would you do it?

Not without disclosing that.

Sorry about the parents, K.

Listen, wanna know why they split?

Let's just say I have to stay on the lam from Tyler Durden.

I have no idea. But, I can't stop crying. It's like... like... I don't know. You can't have faith in anything if there is no Brad and Jen. Granted, I've had fantasies of a 3-way with Brad and Ed Norton since fight club, but that's just sex. We're talking real commitment... like the kind that Brad and Jen had. It was wholesome, more wholesome than Tom and Nicole (who we KNOW are both gay) and Billy Bob and Angelina (the whole blod thing flipped me out). Brad and Jen, though, such good taste (did you see Brad's house with the chair that dissapears into the wall?). And, so wholesome. I mean, there were no rumors of homosexuality. She was the "good girl" afterall.. and they were friends... wahhh! wahhh!! I'm staying in bed another day.

Puke!

How do you become a pundit? I keep looking in the classifieds and can't find any "pundit" jobs.

Cool. I was just curious. Glad to hear it.