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February 12, 2005

A couple of rules of poker with NY bloggers.

1. Don't believe Dorian Davis when he assures you he knows how to play Hold 'Em.

2. Despite Dorian's lack of poker prowess, telling him to stay in after looking at his cards (and seeing he only has two chips left with top pair on the board) will still result in angry stares from Doug who was trying to bluff up his pair of 6's.

3. When Ari and Dawn square off, just assume neither has anything and they're just both trying to take each other down. There's a rivalry there and they take it out on each other in cards.

4. Dawn must be limited to tournaments. Don't think she won't stop playing right after she wins a big pot, cause she will.

5. Jessica always looks like she's bluffing. Always. Only thing to remember is that she is not always bluffing.

6. Lisa has realized that her face (in particular her raised eyebrows) gives away a good hand, so she now acts super-excited whenever she looks at her cards. 8-3 offsuit? Woooooo!

Posted by Karol at February 12, 2005 02:51 PM | TrackBack
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Damn skippy. I takes the money ands I run.

Posted by: Dawn Summers at February 12, 2005 05:45 PM

Ah yes, spoken like a true lawyer. Enjoy the riches Little Miss Plays Alone :-P

Posted by: neighborgirl at February 12, 2005 06:26 PM

Re-match.

Posted by: Dorian at February 12, 2005 07:11 PM

Karol-

I want in! Is your game limited to bloggers? 'Cause I'd gladly resurrect my semi-coherent, semi-regular rantings just so all y'all fools can pay my billz...

Posted by: Jay at February 13, 2005 12:13 PM

Oh Jay, how tenacious you are to want in after reading about how silly we are. You must have some truly extraordinary debts. :-P

Posted by: Ari at February 13, 2005 05:20 PM
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