I am going to put all the left-wing blogs out of business with this news:

Everyone in Washington DC is gay. The only reason people run for federal office or take federal jobs is so they can be among the gayest of gays.

From now on, the only news we should be surprised to hear is that someone in Washington DC is secretly a heterosexual.

Well, I don't think anyone, left or right, thinks that Prince Charles is gay, not that a lot of us didn't wonder when he wasn't all that hot about Princess Diana. But after we found out who he was hot about, nobody could possibly question that they guy is 150% heterosexual.

Look, if the President was experimenting with sexual boundaries during the late 1960's, he wasn't alone. The story might not be all that bizarre. The question is why anyone cares.

As if I had to tell you, the "story" isn't true. It's source is a "parody" some lefty blogger did of the Swift Vets thing.

I simply can't fathom how any man could be gay--

or how any woman COULDN'T. The ladies are just TOO FINE.

Ladies, you know I loves ya. Awww yeah.

Bush is so heterosexual, it's not even funny.

However, there are lots of gay people out there. Especially actors. Think about it. How many people who acted in your high school plays turned out to be gay? For me, it was 100%. Now we're really supposed to believe that all of the actors in Hollywood are straight.

Yeah right.

How gay is Jay? :)

I knew a gay Jay once. Ten year old boy, skipping rope... the clues were there early. Bush's surname is a female genital area, maybe Bush is not so much gay, as a transgender?

I AM an actor...

but sorry, Elton, Carson, and Dubya... I simply LOVES tha LADIES.

Awwwwwww yeah.

If you are a guy and you "experiment" with another guy you are definately gay or bi. You might later in life deny your gay "experimental" tendency and urges and repress them but you are gay or bi. It might be possible to stop being gay or bi and go straight (i doubt it)but that does not change that at the time you expermimented you were gay.

So who is this Jeff Gannon guy? Other than a gay male prostitute does he have the professional jounalistic background that would legitimately qualify him to be in the White House Press Corps?
Please answer.

I think Eminem has some interesting insights to provide on this subject:

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

I love the way it's doubtful that one can stop going gay and be straight, but any straight man stop going straight and be gay. Indeed, in some places, it's downright holy.