March 06, 2005
Help find Dawn a man
Dawn Summers has decided to settle down. Her criteria is, well, somewhat challenging. In order of importance:
1. Catholic
2. Rich
3. Irish-accent
4. Black
What is it called when people set up obstacles to happiness for themselves?
UPDATE: I should've mentioned, just so everyone understands the extent of her crazy, is that the old criteria was Catholic (that's a constant) and either rich or wears a uniform to work.
Posted by Karol at March 6, 2005 12:05 PM | TrackBackTechnorati Tags:
What is it called when people set up obstacles to happiness for themselves?
It's called 'convictions' I think.
Don't give up, Dawn! Happiness is overrated. Let pussies and faggots be happy. We the people will stay miserable out of principle.
Their is such a thing as "Black Irish" so maybe Dawn is closer to setting down than we all think.
Posted by: Lisa at March 6, 2005 02:16 PMOliver Willis is black
Posted by: jeff at March 6, 2005 04:16 PMI'm not 100% sure about the Catholic (since there are apparently non-Catholic Irish), but Samantha Mumba certainly fulfills the other 3: http://www.samanthamumba.com
Of course she's not a man, and I don't even think she's gay, so I'm probably not helping at all.
Posted by: Kearns at March 6, 2005 05:07 PMWhy does he have to black? She's so racist.
Posted by: Peter at March 6, 2005 10:12 PMI ain't too proud to beg, Dawn.
Posted by: Dorian at March 6, 2005 11:41 PMAnd heteronormative.
Posted by: Yaron at March 6, 2005 11:45 PMIf she added junkie to het list then she could have Phil Lynott form Thin Lizzy. (Oh and dead of course)
Posted by: Graeme at March 7, 2005 02:52 AMThe Irish Black is known as Guinness Draught.. and on 17 March I assume everyone will be out drinking a pint or seven!
Posted by: Monjo at March 7, 2005 08:27 AMHuh. I see those requirements and I think trip-hop artist Tricky. Though, I have no idea if Tricky is Catholic.
Monjo, you betcha!
Posted by: Shawn at March 7, 2005 04:30 PMDoes he actually have to be Irish, or can he just have a fake Irish accent? If it's accent only, that could open up the field a bit. Also, uniform and/or rich seems doable. I say, hold fast to your goals!
Posted by: pearatty at March 7, 2005 04:34 PMEamonn Walker (Oz's Kareem Said) is from London, but Eamonn sounds like an Irish name...
Posted by: ugarte at March 7, 2005 06:45 PMWhat if she met a black guy named Rich who went to catholic school and likes "Lucky Charms"? I think I can help her then...
Ron
Posted by: Ron at March 9, 2005 10:01 AM
