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March 10, 2005

It's like being a battered wife(by guest blogger Dawn Summers)

Oh, the tribulations of being a liberal Democrat.
First, my party jumped feet first and arms flailing into the Patriot Act.
It hurt.
But very quickly they apologized.
"We're so sorry, Dawn. We were angry and scared. You know, we would never intentionally hurt you. Please, forgive us."
Ok, I said.
I covered the black eye with makeup and explained that I was just clumsy and fell down some stairs, whenever anyone asked about the swollen lip and cracked ribs.
Then came the parroting of the old canard that marriage should just be between a man and a woman. But this time, they weren't sorry. Instead, they sneered and dared me to leave.
"Where are you going to go, huh? You think anyone else even wants you?" They gulped down the last of the whiskey and laughed spitefully.
It was true.
I had to make this relationship work. Think about the early days when we were dating and Jimmy Carter believed we could change the world through good example.
Anyway, it's probably just stress, I told myself. After the election, everything will be better.
But I was wrong.
Days after the results came in, they were back pedaling on abortion rights and first amendment freedoms.
"It's your fault we lost, you stupid cow!" They said slamming the door on their way out, leaving me in a heap in the hallway asking them to come back.
"Don't go!! We can work this out. Please!" I cried, begging them not to leave me.
But it was too late.
In just the last few months they've confirmed Alberto Gonzales and approved the practice of withdrawing funds from universities that protest the military's exclusion of openly gay candidates.
Now, they are cheating on me publically.
Getting in bed with the likes of Rick Santorum, no less.
We live in silence now.
I know where they've been, not that they even care enough to lie to me anymore.
Eventually, I'll pack my things in the middle of the night, maybe when they're out at church burning violent videogames and throwing rocks at gay people, and move back to my mother's house.

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Hillary is a moderate. Hillary has always been a moderate. ;)

Posted by: Shawn at March 10, 2005 01:59 PM

I thought you already lived in your mother's house.

Posted by: ken at March 10, 2005 02:29 PM

Hillary is not now, and has never been, a moderate.

Funny, we conservatives aren't fooled by her recent antics. Why are you?

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2005 04:12 PM

It feels even worse to actually be part of the same party that actually has Rick Santorum in it if that makes you feel any better.

Posted by: Eric Deamer at March 10, 2005 04:24 PM

...and it sails clear over Jay's head.

Pay attention to the structure of both sentences...and the damn smiley!

Posted by: Shawn at March 10, 2005 04:32 PM

While I agree it was somewhat silly to blame the left wing of the Democratic party for the election defeat, there certainly was a public disconnect between the most visible aspects of the party and the actual positions promoted by the party itself. The attempt to create public separation was done clumsily and lacked any display of respect, but was it a battering? How do you think interest groups on the fringe of the party should be treated in setting policy?

Posted by: Alceste at March 10, 2005 04:55 PM

How liberally Democrat of Dawn to exploit battered women for her own political objectives!

Posted by: Peter at March 10, 2005 05:44 PM

stay in silence, your ideas and phony utopian beliefs are so dead...

Posted by: robert d at March 10, 2005 06:10 PM

gah! if there was any doubt that hillary is running in '08, this quashes it.

Posted by: anna at March 10, 2005 08:43 PM

Hillery Osama 08

Posted by: ron at March 16, 2005 04:03 PM

I sometimes tell friends of mine here (Oakland California) that there are lots of people out there (the greater USA area) who firmly believe:
a) that the Clintons were left-liberals, and
b) that Bush 2 is a centrist/conservative, who they sometimes wish was further to the right.

They (friends of mine) are routinely incredulous and appalled to hear this. I suspect that if I lived in another part of the country, I'd know people who are incredulous to hear that some people think that Bush 2 is a hard-right conservative.

Just to put things in perspective - I know quite a few people who were disappointed at feeling obliged to vote for someone as middle-of-the-road and centrist as Kerry. They wanted a _liberal_.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2005 06:17 PM
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