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April 05, 2005

Call with the missing Ace

Me: Hello?
Ace: K, I'm in trouble.
Me: Acey! Where are you?
Ace: I'm on the run, baby, on the run.
Me: What happened?
Ace: They found out the truth about me.
Me: What's the 'truth', Ace?
Ace: It's hard to say....
Me: C'mon, you can tell me...
Ace: Ok, but it has to stay between us.
Me: Of course.
Ace: So, I'm Jeff Gannon.
Me: Wow! But I've met you. You don't look like that Right Said Fred guy.
Ace: Yeah, those were old pictures.
Me: How'd it get out?
Ace: It was Goldstein. He's been blackmailing me all along.
Me: Ohhh, that explains the delinking.
Me: But, Ace, I'm sure your fans will forgive you for a little military escort operation. The crazy blog money never came. A boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do.
Ace: You think?
Me: No, buddy, no. Run like the wind, it's all over for you. Just don't forget to send the visitors and advertisers over to my place first.
Ace: Damn you! (click)

Posted by Karol at April 5, 2005 02:01 PM | TrackBack
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Is this, like, when a face wrestler turns heel...or something?

Posted by: Shawn at April 5, 2005 02:54 PM

Eh?

Posted by: Karol at April 5, 2005 02:59 PM

You know, that awkward span of time when you find out something about someone that you wouldn't otherwise have known or would want to know, so you have to adjust to accomodate the new idiosyncrasy.

Like say someone who always drinks Pepsi is seen drinking a Coke. You say, "Hey, why are you drinking a Coke?" and they say, "Because I'm thirsty." Then you say, "But you drink Pepsi all the time" and they say "Not this time"

Posted by: Shawn at April 5, 2005 03:14 PM

You sent to me to Ace's blog. Now he is gone.

Who should I read now?

Posted by: Jake at April 5, 2005 03:29 PM

Shawn, yes, I was stunned by the Gannon admission.

Jake, there's always....here. :-) And I suspect he isn't really gone, anyway.

Posted by: Karol at April 5, 2005 03:35 PM

So then, yes, this is like a face wrestler turning heel. It usually stuns the audience.

Posted by: Shawn at April 5, 2005 03:51 PM

Karol:

I will always read you because I have learned valuable life lessons from your blog which has enable me to live a happy and successful life.

I read Ace to obtain terrible life lessons that would screw up my life so I need a replacement.

Posted by: Jake at April 5, 2005 04:01 PM

So then, yes, this is like a face wrestler turning heel. It usually stuns the audience.

Have you ever known someone who's had a real-life heel turn? Happens all the time.

Posted by: Steve at April 5, 2005 04:58 PM

Sadly, yes. Suffered a bloody nose because of it.

Posted by: Shawn at April 5, 2005 05:07 PM

I read Ace to obtain terrible life lessons that would screw up my life so I need a replacement.

If that's all you need, then I suggest you just keep reading Clareified.

Posted by: Alceste at April 5, 2005 06:21 PM

Alceste, I thought it but you wrote it. Well done.

Posted by: Karol at April 5, 2005 08:00 PM

A pox on both your houses...although if it means Jake visits more often, no harm done.
Go Mets!

Posted by: Dawn Summers at April 5, 2005 11:28 PM

LOL, that was good (although I'm late reading it.)

Posted by: Carin at April 7, 2005 08:28 PM
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