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May 11, 2005

What did Natalie Portman do?

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Via Ari Goes Down.

Posted by Karol at May 11, 2005 01:30 PM | TrackBack
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!! No! No! No!

Posted by: Tony at May 11, 2005 01:40 PM

Oh yes - It's for a movie role.

Posted by: Ari at May 11, 2005 01:57 PM

Clearly, she's auditioning to play King Tut.

Posted by: someone at May 11, 2005 02:01 PM

Is it bad that I'm a little turned on right now?

Posted by: Jeff Harrell at May 11, 2005 02:02 PM

It's an improvement... still awful

Posted by: Toby at May 11, 2005 02:17 PM

Yuck!

Posted by: d-rod at May 11, 2005 02:33 PM

Everything will be all right as long as she doesn't tear up a picture of the Pope.

Posted by: Shawn at May 11, 2005 02:43 PM

Oh Jeezus...

Oh, oh...

Jeeeeeezus.

Posted by: Jay at May 11, 2005 02:48 PM

Only those with a truly sexy cranium can pull that look off.

I approve.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 11, 2005 03:18 PM

All kidding aside — and y'all know what a hard thing that is for me to do — that's a really amazing picture. I hope someday I can take a picture that's half that cool.

Posted by: Jeff Harrell at May 11, 2005 04:12 PM

She's only like 24... it'll grow back.

Posted by: Steve at May 11, 2005 04:46 PM

yeah by the time she's 27!
still she doesnt look bad shaved

Posted by: Monjo at May 12, 2005 07:45 AM

i would be willing to get really close to her to try out her new hair cut

Posted by: cube at May 12, 2005 09:45 AM

"Sinead O' Rebellion.. shock me shock me shock me, with that deviant behavior."

Sorry... I saw that and thought of Empire Records.

Maybe there's something wrong with me, but it looks sexy... in a warped way. It's no worse than that awful pink flamingo crap she sported at the beginning of Closer.

Posted by: Drew at May 12, 2005 10:37 AM

She is cute, but my neighbor Steve does the androgyny thing better. Looks about the same, but green-eyed.

Posted by: Loop at May 13, 2005 06:17 AM

Can one DO extensions without ANY hair? Hmmm, the questions of actresses...

Posted by: Jennifer at May 14, 2005 08:42 PM
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