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August 02, 2006

Michael Moore grosses me out

He claims that Republicans hug him all the time and then adds:

"Look up the definition of liberal. We hug trees. We hug each other. We hug people of the same sex and want to marry each other," Moore said. "It's the other side that we need to get to hold their arms out a little bit and coochey-coo."

Uhhhh, ewww. I wouldn't coochey-coo Moore if he was the last of any living, breathing species. Ick. Spit.

Posted by Karol at August 2, 2006 05:27 PM | TrackBack
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And also on a day like today that man must be sweating at such an accerlerated rate that he must smell like a very large possum.

Posted by: J. Mark English at August 2, 2006 06:54 PM

I took his advice and looked up liberal. Didn't see anything about hugging.

But I did see this one: 3 obsolete : lacking moral restraint : LICENTIOUS (via webster.com)

Posted by: Shawn at August 2, 2006 09:29 PM

He obviously doesn't read Huffington Post or Firedog Lake or MyDD or Daily Kos or....

Yeah. Cuddly kittens all.

Posted by: Mark Poling at August 3, 2006 10:00 AM

Even if I were starving in some bleak post-apocalyptic wasteland, and the only two things in my whole world were a harpoon and Michael Moore, I still wouldn't want anything to do with him.

Posted by: Barry at August 4, 2006 05:36 PM

I like a lot of Moore's film work, but maybe not for the reasons he intends. However, he's no oil-painting, what with him being huge and quite unkempt looking. Surely he's not the only obese person in the USA?

Posted by: bryan at August 6, 2006 03:24 PM
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