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August 08, 2006

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NEW YORK (AP) _ Apparently a bit tired of her party-girl image, Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," Lohan said in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, to be released Wednesday.

The 20-year old actress and pop singer said she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan said, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

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What, exactly, would she do to entertain the troops? Purge a three-course meal?

Posted by: Gib at August 8, 2006 02:13 PM

I guess she never heard of the USO, huh?

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be,"

This is what happens when you never eat and throw up all the time - your brain never matures.

Posted by: sam at August 8, 2006 02:21 PM

Lindsey Lohan is very talented. She is a terrific singer and dancer. It would be great if she went to Iraq.

She has the abilities to become a big movie star. But she better straighten her life out real soon or she will be toast.

Posted by: Jake at August 8, 2006 02:39 PM

Proving once again that Hillary Clinton ain't no dummy.
Then again, Lohan would have much more success asking Bill Clinton for a ride.

Posted by: Ken at August 8, 2006 02:49 PM

For a minute, I thought there was a "Lindsay servicing the troops" joke in here, but then I saw Hillary's name. Somehow I managed to get *that* image burned in my brain now.

Dammit.

Posted by: Steve L. at August 8, 2006 03:34 PM

I guess she's gonna bring over the coke and pills.

Posted by: T. at August 8, 2006 06:33 PM

Lindsay's too skinny to be a pinup

Posted by: Rachel at August 8, 2006 10:01 PM
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