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October 08, 2006

Although I guess someone that wants to name their kid D'Artagnan is in no position to make fun

But, Montana as a middle name? Seriously?

Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.

Baby ESPN isn't alone.

Three others were cited in a 2005 report on tivocommunity.com about the network's 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.

Via Nickle&Dimes.

Posted by Karol at October 8, 2006 02:37 AM | TrackBack
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Jeez, and I constantly get trouble for being partial to the name Roscoe. ESPN, poor kid. And you're right, he doesn't even have a decent middle name to fall back on.

Posted by: Jason at October 8, 2006 01:39 PM

It's a good stripper name.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg at October 8, 2006 01:41 PM

Rusty Real==Dumas (hick pronunciation).

Leann Real==not much better.

Posted by: Anwyn at October 8, 2006 06:00 PM

Unless these people aren't getting some sort of advertising contract with Disney they really are insane.

Posted by: Gerard at October 9, 2006 12:36 AM

I'm sad to say that wouldn't be the dumbest name I ever heard while growing up in South Mississippi.

Posted by: ccs178 (Chris) at October 9, 2006 08:19 AM

wow... I'm speechless. Makes me feel better about Maximus though....

Posted by: ReaganConservative at October 9, 2006 10:56 AM

My sisters have an American friend (female) whose FIRST name is Montana. I work with a guy (brit not American) whose first name is Denver.

Posted by: Nick at October 10, 2006 06:59 AM

What's the over/under on both when he goes postal, and number of victims?

Posted by: Radical Redneck at October 10, 2006 11:37 AM
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