February 20, 2007
Yes, it's a Britney Spears post
It's just unavoidable. She's crazy and she's everywhere. Part of me thinks she's been troubled for awhile, I remember seeing this video and thinking this girl needs serious help. I'm pretty cynical, though, and so there is another part of me that thinks this whole shaved head insanity is just a way to keep the attention on her for her next album. What say you all?
Posted by Karol at February 20, 2007 08:52 PM | TrackBackTechnorati Tags: Britney+Spears
I want Britney porn, dammit! We're so close.
Posted by: Joe Grossberg at February 20, 2007 10:40 PMAm I the only person who thinks she shaved her stupid noggin to avoid testing positive for drugs?
Posted by: ari at February 21, 2007 10:49 AMI'm surprised more people don't sympathize with her. She became famous very young, at 16, and at the time she was considered the hottest girl around. Since then both the newspapers and the average shmo from the street have torn apart her mothering skills, her weight, her clothes, her husband, her mother and little sister, her music, her tv show... the list just goes on. If she had a mental breakdown, it's understandable. Don't diss her, Karol!!!
Posted by: Yelena at February 21, 2007 12:51 PMYou are not the only one Ari. It was the first thing that went through my mind. The girl is not nearly as dumb as the media portrays her.
Posted by: Joe CuttheShit at February 21, 2007 01:24 PMAri, Joe and Kevin Federline agree!
Posted by: Ken at February 21, 2007 01:43 PMari/JoeCTS:
They can just test her pubes ... oh, wait!
Seriously, though -- why would she face a drug test? Is she applying to work at some airline?
Posted by: Joe Grossberg at February 21, 2007 02:28 PMK-Fed may be contesting the terms of the divorce and custody of the kids. If he gets baby-daddy-support, it'll be some serious cake. He says, "She's a dope smoker" She says, "Nuh-uhhh." And you can't test her hair because of it.
Posted by: David at February 21, 2007 03:01 PMDavid:
And going into rehab -- hairless or otherwise -- makes the case *against* her being a dope smoker?
Posted by: Joe Grossberg at February 21, 2007 03:55 PMOoooh... good one Grossberg; I hadn't thought of that.
Posted by: Ari at February 21, 2007 07:05 PMI'm with Karol. She's aped Madonna at every point in her career. Except maybe the goodie-two-shoes part - did Madonna do that? She started out with the whole is she/isn't she a virgin thing, then it was did she/didn't she get implants, then she went from goodie-goodie to sexpot. She went out of her way to make sure her privates were all over the internet, and now she needs another gimick to get her name back in the news.
This is Madonna's playbook, and it works really well. "Grandma" has had way more than her fifteen minutes, and Britney doesn't see any reason to be original.
You watch - when this dies down she'll start dating an actor, or have a Tara Reid - style "slip", or get a tattoo on her face, or become a devout Buddhist, or .... ME, ME, ME, EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Eric at February 21, 2007 07:11 PMEh, that's Britney aping Madonna, not Karol.
Posted by: Eric at February 21, 2007 07:13 PM
