January 17, 2008
Things that are forever
Word is Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has asked her for a divorce. Writes Perez Hilton:
One big problem with a divorce, though. Amy didn't make him sign a pre-nup!Oops.
Actually, I think a much bigger oops is that she has his name tattooed over her left breast:

At least he put his behind his ear.
Posted by Karol at January 17, 2008 11:56 AM | TrackBackTechnorati Tags: Amy+Winehouse Amy+Winehouse+Divorce
You know behind the ear is the first thing you see on someone passed out in a ditch, right? But the space above the left breast? Tucked safely in the mud...
Posted by: Shawn Macomber at January 17, 2008 03:03 PMDon't these chicks realize that when they're 65, they're going to look horrible with tattoos of rattlesnakes, dragons, and "Jimmy forever," "Bobby forever," all over their body ?
Can you picture an aging Lauren Bacall with sleeves...or Liz Taylor with the names of all of her husbands on her breasts ?
She'd have to get additional breasts implanted to make space !
Old is old. We're all going to think we look like shit, whether we got pictures on our bodies or no.
Posted by: Shawn Macomber at January 17, 2008 03:45 PMShe must have a really nice voice, since she already kind of looks like shit.
And the tattoo thing is no big deal - you can get them lased off, though I hear it smarts a bit.
Posted by: Eric at January 17, 2008 05:16 PMShawn Macomber wrote;
"Old is old. We're all going to think we look like shit, whether we got pictures on our bodies or no."
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I disagree.
Not everyone ages the same, and a lot of that has to do with lifestyle choices.
Lauren Bacall and Eva Marie Saint are old, but they look elegant. They wouldn't look elegant if they had a bunch of visible tattoos.
Posted by: BadBoyInASuit at January 17, 2008 10:29 PMOld is old. We're all going to think we look like shit, whether we got pictures on our bodies or no.
Bull's-eye.
Bacall could refashion herself into a Maori tribesman and she would still look like death warmed-over.
Posted by: Gerard at January 18, 2008 12:45 AMI agree with BB, Bacall is star quality whatever her age.
Amy Winehouse can't be that well off, she turns up at her gigs drunk, and then cries and then leaves. Punters ask for their money back.
Although I love the Zuton's original, Winehouse does a great cover on Mark Ronson's version of 'Valerie'. Ronson has also done a version of The Smiths 'Stop me', but I'm not so fashed.


