January 17, 2008
SJF seeking badass
Remember when my girl Pretty Numbers wrote about an epidemic of, well, wussiness among men?
Well, she's now specifically "looking for a man who likes steak, guns, flying planes, right wing politics, and well, kicking some major ass."
The "flying planes" is a touch specific but if I were a man I'd learn to fly a plane and marry her so fast. And before you ask, yes, she's hot.
Posted by Karol at January 17, 2008 10:21 PM | TrackBackTechnorati Tags: Dating Relationships
Gay.
Posted by: Allah at January 17, 2008 10:31 PMYou should watch her drive a jeep through the mountains of Montana. All I can say is, "Hang on to your cowboy hat."
Posted by: Jake at January 17, 2008 10:42 PMEven though I'm happily off the market and have no business flying planes, it does a fellow good to know he's still got a few sought-after qualities.
Posted by: See-Dub at January 17, 2008 11:42 PMBah. I hate planes. But good luck to her in her search.
Posted by: Eric at January 18, 2008 02:12 AMhm...Prince William?
Posted by: Steff at January 18, 2008 05:36 AMHave her visit Virginia. I know a bunch of guys who come close to that criteria if they don't match it perfectly.
Posted by: Pokerwolf at January 18, 2008 07:06 AMPsssttt...Indiana Jones is _fiction_. Oh, and Harrison Ford is taken. ;P
Posted by: James at January 18, 2008 09:20 AMUmm ... so *move*. If this is a real priority, you gotta go where *they* are. Looking for that kinda guy in a major east coast city is like trying to find a nice Jewish boy in Riyadh.
Posted by: Joe Grossberg at January 18, 2008 09:49 AMAnd you didn't even mention that she's a stellar dancer, an amazing sommelier, a genius at the grill and a great travelmate.
Posted by: Ari at January 18, 2008 10:12 AMto anyone considering flirting with someone who goes by "pretty numbers", you can have this pickup line free of charge:
"hey baby, what's your cosine?"
