January 24, 2008
Man up
I woke up to the news today that Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson. You'd think I'd be happy about this but actually, I think his reasoning is kind of gay (not homosexual, just gay):
Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo has reportedly dumped Jessica Simpson, who was widely blamed for costing him a shot at the Super Bowl.“Tony is now starting to blame her himself,” a pal told OK! magazine. “Before dating Jessica, he was Texas’ golden boy. Now he’s become a joke.”
If he's the type to get distracted by a chick, it won't matter if it's Jessica or Lindsay or some other trashy chick with good proportions. It's something he has to work on in himself, not blame the blonde of the week.
Posted by Karol at January 24, 2008 12:31 PM | TrackBackTechnorati Tags: Tony+Romo
Not to insult the mentally challenged by lumping Romo in with them, but if he broke up with Jessica "God Damn" Simpson because of the reasons being stated, he is absolutely fricking retarded.
Posted by: Sean at January 24, 2008 01:07 PMI heard Tony was getting tired of Jessica's entourage, including her father.
But I don't see how he's become a joke. The whole dern team was playing like the Keystone Kops.
Posted by: Shawn at January 24, 2008 01:24 PMI'm afraid I gotta question Tony's judgment in the first place, given he allegedly dumped Carrie Underwood so he could focus on football. Thus, it could be argued that he traded Carrie for Jessica, and anyone who makes _that_ decision needs to really consider taking advantage of the NFL's free brain screening for reasons that should be readily apparent.
Tony? Jessica? Not together anymore? Is there any hope for the rest of us?
Posted by: bobm at January 24, 2008 03:12 PMHe became a joke when he joined the Cowboys. Go Skins!
Posted by: at January 24, 2008 04:06 PMHe became a joke when he joined the Cowboys.
Go Skins!
Posted by: Lex at January 24, 2008 04:07 PMWhat a loser! Just goes to show ya, again, that the chump is no Tom Brady.
Posted by: Toby at January 24, 2008 04:18 PMOK, Karol. The path is open for you or Heather. She has the advantage of geographic proximity. She is also in a state where she can carry firearms legally. Be careful.
chsw
Posted by: chsw at January 24, 2008 05:36 PMWhat a loser! Just goes to show ya, again, that the chump is no Tom Brady.
You're absolutely right. Romo doesn't need to drum fake sympathy by wearing a cast in full view of the paparazzi.
Posted by: Shawn at January 24, 2008 05:55 PMFake sympathy? Please, that's just more evil Patriots machinations to make the Giants think Brady can't plant and throw the 80-yard rainbow to Moss.
I mean, seriously--as much as that organization hates the injury reports and everything else, you don't think this is Bill's subtle way of making a farce out of such stuff?
Posted by: James at January 24, 2008 06:09 PMI think Jessica needs to quote good ole T.O.
"This is really unfair....this is my team.....SOB.....my quarterback."
A plague on NY and Boston. Having said that I love Coughlin (we miss you Tom in Jag nation) so go Giants. Ezekial and Jebediah Von Bek who tried to defend Palm Beach and Hilton Head from the Yankees must be spinning in their graves...
I mean, seriously--as much as that organization hates the injury reports and everything else, you don't think this is Bill's subtle way of making a farce out of such stuff?
Of course. I was just being facetious.
Posted by: Shawn at January 24, 2008 10:54 PMTony Romo shouldn't be blaming Jessica Simpson, rather, he should be blaming....America & Israel !
Posted by: BadBoyInASuit at January 24, 2008 10:55 PMIs there any hope for the rest of us?
This bodes ill for my next publicity-driven fake relationship, I can tell you that much.
Posted by: Gerard at January 25, 2008 03:19 AM
