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April 16, 2008

She'd be 82 now

The reported Marilyn Monroe porn movie is likely a fake, you pervs.

Posted by Karol at April 16, 2008 04:01 PM | TrackBack
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I would think so. A video like that would almost certainly have made its way into the public consciousness decades ago if it was real.

Meh. There's plenty of porn on the net already. In color. And not in 16mm.

And we're not pervs... we're men :)

Posted by: Eric at April 16, 2008 04:08 PM

And by "pervs" she means Jamie.

Posted by: Not Dawn Summers at April 16, 2008 04:11 PM

That is utterly false and entirely without...

Whoa. Nice rack, Dawn.

Posted by: Jamie at April 16, 2008 11:56 PM

It took at least 30 years for a blooper reel to see the light of day. I think some studio boss had it in his safe. It's not impossible, but I don't wanna see it (unless Jack Kennedy is in it too!)

Posted by: bryan at April 17, 2008 03:01 AM

Imagine if a viable commercial porn industry had existed when Marilyn Monroe was alive.

She would have been the Lebron James of porn.

Posted by: Gerard at April 17, 2008 11:03 AM
She'd be 82 now

Rigor would increse the tightness!

Posted by: Radical Redneck at April 17, 2008 11:04 AM

Rad my lad, how ya been? I'm sorry that our paths had to cross here, although I know that you, like I, await the LiLo version anyway. I'll bet it's out before Christmas.

Posted by: Casca at April 17, 2008 11:22 AM

I'm sorry I missed this item when it was new, but I just checked in today.
I KNEW the Marilyn sex tape was fake and I'll tell you why:
In the film, 'Marilyn' was orally pleasuring a guy who's face was conveniently never on camera; it was always just out of the frame.
This screamed 'Hoax!' to me, because (and I think I can safely speak for all men here) if I'm being orally pleasured by the likes of Marilyn freakin' Monroe in her heyday, I'm telling EVERYBODY. I'd be actively looking for someone to take a picture, make a tape, draw an erotic pencil sketch, whatever. Ergo, if some guy is trying to keep his face off camera in that situation, it's a fake. QED.

Posted by: BigDaddy at April 23, 2008 01:02 PM
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