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November 06, 2008

It would be funny...

...if it weren't so not funny:

President-elect Barack Obama made the first big announcement following his historic victory last night by naming Midas Jones as his campaign manager for his re-election bid in 2012. Obama said he expects to spend quite a bit of time on the stump, raising funds and mobilizing the base for his historic re-election. “We have a chance to reach out and make a real difference,” Obama told a stunned crowd. “I have a lot of experience campaigning, and I don’t plan on letting it get out of date. And I’m not going to let this historic chance for re-election slip away from me!”

A source close to Obama said that the president-elect enjoyed the grueling, two-year campaign, and that “he’s never had this much fun in his life. In addition to crushing Hillary Clinton, he got to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on his favorite project: himself.”

Obama told his supporters not to despair. “If something comes up in Washington that I’m needed for, I’ll be there in a heartbeat. But I trust Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to continue to provide us the leadership they’ve shown the past two years.”

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That's exactly what Rose said he will do, here.

Posted by: Tatyana at November 6, 2008 01:55 PM

This is for real?

Posted by: Ari at November 6, 2008 02:23 PM

No, no, satire.

Posted by: Karol at November 6, 2008 02:26 PM
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