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September 15, 2009

Didn't seem all that kinky at the time

The small town I lived in during my two times living in Scotland, Forres, is, supposedly, the kinkiest place in Scotland.

Lusty locals spend two-and-a-half times the national average on their sex lives.

Residents in the tiny town also snap up almost six times more blue movies than the average Brit.

Those crazy Forresians!

A Love Honey spokeswoman added: "We don't know why Forres scores so highly - you would need to ask someone who lives there.

"But perhaps the most remarkable thing about Forres being top is that it's not remarkable at all.

"There's nothing out-of-the-ordinary about the town and there's nothing out-of-the-ordinary about having a great sex life."

I half-suspect that the existence of a large commune in and around the town could be driving up the numbers, but I lived on that commune and other than a couple of hot tubs and some "spiritual healing" offers whenever anyone caught a cold, it wasn't a very sexy place. It's a mystery!

Hat-tip Steff.

Posted by Karol at September 15, 2009 12:02 PM | TrackBack
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but didn't you get pregnant in Scotland ?

Posted by: BG at September 15, 2009 01:08 PM

Don't believe it. Porn/adult shops make these kinds of claims every few years to convince the public that, hey, everybody's buying porn. In truth, it's just me.

Posted by: J.R. Taylor at September 15, 2009 01:57 PM

If they're buying "blue movies" they're probably the last town without high-speed internet.

Posted by: Eric at September 15, 2009 05:00 PM

If the town is so dull and boring, perhaps they all needed a little help to lift the kilt.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at September 15, 2009 10:17 PM

but didn't you get pregnant in Scotland ?

That would be difficult as I haven't been there since 2001.

If they're buying "blue movies" they're probably the last town without high-speed internet.

I thought the same thing! Who *buys* porn??

Posted by: Karol at September 16, 2009 08:51 PM

uh why am I hat tipped here like? :-0

Posted by: Steff at September 17, 2009 05:48 AM

I thought I got it from you on Facebook but now I think it might have been Sharon.

Posted by: Karol at September 17, 2009 12:00 PM
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